A Blonde reached college late.
Blonde: Good morning sir.
Anant: Why are you so late?
Blonde: Sir, a boy was following me in the way”
Anant: But why are you late.
Girl: Sir, that boy was walking very slow.
A blonde girl runs into the pub hysterically shouting “help there’s a black man chasing me”
A bunch of lads gets together looking when the girl again shouts “quick he’s there creeping on the floor” After looking dismayed one calmly informs her
“that’s your shadow love”