A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, “What’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”



She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

A horse walks up to the bartender

A horse walks into a bar.

He goes to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”

The bartender is stunned.

He heads to the back of the bar to speak to his boss.

“Hey boss,” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”

The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”

So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.

“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”

To which the horse replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”

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