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A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver

A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,

Officer: Can I see your driver’s license?

Driver: yeah I think I have one of those, what does it look like?

Officer: It’s rectangular shapes and has your face on it.

Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.

Officer: *looks at reflection*, I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.

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A blonde wanted to earn some money

A blonde wanted to earn some money

A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’ve finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”

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