A blonde names her dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says

“oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”

The blonde replies “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”

The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting.. why did you name them such names?”

The blonde sighs and shakes her head.

“Everyone keeps asking me the same thing…

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duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”  


Short stories about blonde


There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There are 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won.” The blonde reply’s, “I finally got the first joke.”



Brunette: I’ll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!
Ginger: I’ll be the first ginger to walk on Venus!
Blonde: I’ll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!
Ginger: You’ll burn up if you try.
Blonde: Don’t worry, I’ll go at night



Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

Which one do you like most?

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