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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does.
The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband cheating her with the female boss!
She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
“That was fun,” says the brunette.
“We should do it again sometime.”
“No way,” says the blonde.
“I almost got caught.
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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.
The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.
The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.
She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.
