A blonde guy finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie tells him that he will receive three wishes.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.”
A mug of beer appears in his hand.
He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.
The guy is thrilled and continues to drink.
The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, ‘And what about your other two wishes?’
The guy thinks for a moment and says, ‘Give me two more just like this one!’
A Blonde Buying a TV
A blonde goes to a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she comes home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same question, and again the clerk said he didn’t serve the blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde returns home and dyes her hair a shade of red again.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her amazement, this clerk also says that she does not serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!