A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, “I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied,“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response.
The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank. When the cops arrive they get in their car and drive as far as they can to escape the cops
They ended up running out of gas right next to a barn. The redhead says “Let’s hide in there!”
Just as the cops are approaching them. They all run into the barn and find hiding places.
The redhead hides behind the pigs so when the cops come by she says “oink, oink”. The cops run along where the brunette hides behind the cows.
When the cops come closer to the cows, she says “Moo” so the cops walk away.
The blonde hides behind the haystack so when the cops come by she says “HAY HAY HAY”