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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘ Are you ok?’ she asks.
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.
‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde….
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The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
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A police officer pulls over a car full of old women.
Laughing the cop says “No man, this is highway 33. That’s not the speed limit.”
He looks into the back of the car and the women are frightened. He asks “What’s wrong with them?”
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The lady says “I don’t know. We just came off of Highway 144.”