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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.
The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.
The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.
She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. ”
He ignores her again and walks down the street. At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck. ”