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There was a blonde who wanted a promotion at work, but her employer refused her this opportunity because she was blonde.
So she dyed her hair light brown thinking it would do, she would try it on at work, but first, she would try it in public.
One day she was in the countryside and was stopped by a farmer, tending to some sheep, when she asked, “if I can count how many sheep are in your field, could I have one.”
“That is a deal, young lady,” he replied. So she counted them up and finally counted them all.
“126”
“Well young lady, a deal is a deal, take your pick”
She was walking back to the car when the farmer called. “Young lady, if I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back??”
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A blonde wants to be more beautiful by a milk bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath”.
The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde said, “No, just up to my b…o…obs.”