Bean
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered in dents, so she took her to a repair shop the next day. The shopkeeper saw that she was blonde so he decided to have fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, sat down on her hands and knees, and began to blow in the exhaust pipe of her car. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still, nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, …” HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows.”
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. ”
He ignores her again and walks down the street. At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck. ”