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A Blonde Decides To Try Horse Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has no experience.

She rides the horse unassisted and the horse immediately jumps in motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.

Horrified, she grabs the horse’s mane but doesn’t seem to have a firm grip.

She tries to put her arms around the horse’s neck, but still slides down the horse’s side anyway.

The horse gallops along.

Seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Eventually, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup:

She is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief…

Frank the Bunning’s greeter, seen her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking horse.

Is this funny?

Blonde Selling Old Car

Judi tried to sell her old car.

She was having a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.

One day, she told a friend she worked with at a salon about her problem.

Her friend told her, “There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but…”

“That doesn’t matter,” replied Judi, “I really need to sell the car.”

“Alright,” said Judi’s friend.

“Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.

Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000 miles.

So selling your car shouldn’t be a problem anymore. ”

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic.

Two weeks later the friend asked Judi: “Did you sell your car?”

“No,” replied Judi,  “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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