A blonde couple went to adopt a child.

A blonde couple went to adopt a child.

Assistant: How can I help you

Couple: We want to adopt a baby

Assistant: Come and take a look. Couple: Ooohhh this Chinese baby is cute but will come to get it later

Assistant: why not now?

Couple: First we’ll have to learn how to speak Chinese.


A blind man wants to tell a joke about blondes

A blind man walks into a bar, goes to the barstool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. The woman next to him said in a very deep and husky voice, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

What will happen after he telling the story?

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