Bean
A blonde buys a puzzle and takes it home.
After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend Anant
She says ” I just bought this puzzle, but I can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together”.
He asks her what is the picture supposed to be.
She says ” a rooster”.
He says ” I’ll be over in a minute to help you”.
When Anant gets there he says “damn honey! put all those cornflakes back in the box!
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A Blonde reached college late.
1
A Blonde reached college late.
Blonde: Good morning sir.
Anant: Why are you so late?
Blonde: Sir, a boy was following me in the way”
Anant: But why are you late.
Girl: Sir, that boy was walking very slow.
lol…
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2
A blonde girl runs into the pub hysterically shouting “help there’s a black man chasing me”
A bunch of lads gets together looking when the girl again shouts “quick he’s there creeping on the floor” After looking dismayed one calmly informs her
“that’s your shadow love”