A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on an island

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were trapped on an island 20 miles from the shore.

The redhead started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam.

Then the brunette started swimming and after swimming 7 miles she turned around.

The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.

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A blonde Press the bell

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.”

She did and after a few minutes heard the guard coming down the stairs.

The men in uniform opened one door, then another, turned off the alarm system, and finally went through the revolving door.

“Well,” he snarled, “what do you want?”

“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself.”