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A Blond Calls 911

A Blond Calls 911

A blond dial 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes.”

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time, and the same blond is on the line again. “Never mind,” giggles the blond, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”=is

Is this funny?

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Blonde Walking Her Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says,

“Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs … what’s their names?”

The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”

The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting… why did you name them such names?”

The blonde sighs and shakes her head. “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing,

duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”

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