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Best Teacher Jokes Ever

Little kids can be incredibly fun. They are brutally honest and don’t care if their opinion offends you. They always speak what they think and often come up with witty comebacks that leave us adults speechless.

A humorous collection of actual elementary student responses.

1. 

TEACHER: Maria, please go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct, well class, who discovered America?

CLASS: “Maria!”

2.

TEACHER: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”

JOHN: “You told me to do it without using tables.

3.

TEACHER: “Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?”

GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”

TEACHER: “I’m sorry, that’s wrong.”

GLENN: It might be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.”

4. 

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula of water?

DONALD: “H I J K L M N O”

TEACHER: “What are you talking about?”

DONALD: “Yesterday you said it was H to O.

5. 

TEACHER: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”

WINNIE: “Me!”

6. 

TEACHER: “Glen, why do you always get so dirty?”

GLEN: “Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.”

7. 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence that starts with “I.”

MILLIE: I is.

TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am”.

MILLIE: Okay. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

8. 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Do you know, Louie, why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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9. 

TEACHER: “Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?”

SIMON: “No sir, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”

10. 

TEACHER: “Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?”

CLYDE: “No, sir. It’s the same dog.”

11. 

TEACHER: “Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

HAROLD: “A teacher?”

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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