Home Life Battling Salons.

Battling Salons.

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place.

They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.

She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.

She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.

The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.

She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.

This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.

After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.

To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.

The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.

Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”

The other day

Man accompanied his wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut.

Reading a magazine in the reception area, he found an interesting article.

He asked the receptionist if he could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.

“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.

“But my Wife is here getting a haircut,” he explained.

“Yes, I know,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”

Dog Haircut.

A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,

and asked what it would cost.

Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.

“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”

The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?”

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