Battery Low.

A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house.

Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house.

Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ‘battery low’.

Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, ‘battery high’.

He was disappointed.

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son to use his own phone and pass on an urgent message to daddy, who was at work. After junior had called, he got back to his mother to inform that it was a lady who picked up his dad’s phone the three times that he tried to reach him.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work. When he came back, she slapped her husband, leaving him shell-shocked. She slapped him once again. On hearing the commotion, people from the neighbourhood rushed around to know the reason behind it.

The man then asked their son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. He said, “The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later!”

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.

She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.

She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.

The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.

She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.

This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.

After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.

To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.

The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.

Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”

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