Baby Tomato Falls.

A tomato family is walking down the road.

The baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back, smacks him on the head and says, “KETCHUP!”

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.

After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air and crashed to the ground.

After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate, “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside,

one asks the other: So, shall we cross?

The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “No. Say daddy.”

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “Crap! Say daddy!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Dad: “What did you say?”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “I’m home!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “What? Where did you hear that?”

Baby: “Daddy.”

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