Jasmine
An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
Unexpectedly, the plane from Melbourne was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant said there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everyone got off the plane except one old lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he passed and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her for the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we’ve been in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’
The old blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs.”
Imagine this:
Everyone in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up to see the pilot getting off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
Moral Of The Story
THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
An old woman is riding in an elevator in New York City.
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!