Jasmine
“How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy, Jack’s wife, asked.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight got so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“But you’re seventy-five, Jack!” admonished his wife,
“Why don’t you take my brother Scott with you?”
“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” Jack protested.
But he has perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.
The next day, Jack teed off with Scott looking on.
Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
” Do you see it?” asked Jack.
” Yup,” Scott answered.
” Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
”I forgot.”
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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3, and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
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