Jasmine
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now.”
So he walks in and sits down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.
The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”
“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.
The old man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urgh!!”
The waitress is a little taken aback but stays calm and asks him,
“No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”
The old man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3, and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!