An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy obliges and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins again. This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”
A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.
So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.
As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.
However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.
Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.
The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:
“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”