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An engineering student is walking on campus one day

Paddy is walking on campus one day when he sees Johnny (his friend) riding up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“WTH? Where did you get such a great bike?” asks Paddy

Johhny replies, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, and suddenly a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said to me that I could take whatever I wanted. Then I choose this bike as you can see”.

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Paddy nods approvingly and says, “Wow, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”

A blind horse

A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.

He walks to a village and finds help in the farmhouse.

He explains his situation to the farmer.

The farmer gets his horse and they quickly walk to the crash scene.

The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car and starts shouting:

Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.

Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still Pull, Dasher, pull” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.

Pull, Dusty, pull” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.

The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer:

“Why do you call your horse different names?”

You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.

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“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”

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