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An Amish lady driving her horse

An Amish lady was driving her horse-drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.

“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” said the Amish lady, “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home.”

“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horse’s t-e.s.t.i.c.l.e.s. Some might consider this to be ‘cruelty to animals’ so you’d best have your husband check this, too.”

“Again I thank thee,” the Amish lady said, “I shall have my husband check this also when I return home.”

True to her word, when the Amish lady returned home, she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said he would fix it right away.

“Also,” said the Amish lady, “the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop In Her Village.

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. 

They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros.

In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros.

The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros.

Indeed, the day after the lady’s sign said: Butter – 7 euros.

This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said.

“Ma’am, you can’t keep your prices that low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”

In response, the old French lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered.

“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”

LOL!!! 

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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