Jasmine
A young man was walking through a supermarket to get supplies when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Without thinking about it, he ignored her and continued on his way.
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, I haven’t seen her for a long time.”
“Is there anything I can do for you?” replied the young man.
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
“How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.
LOL!!
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A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a department store “everything under one roof” looking for a job.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The young man says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.”
Well, the boss liked the young man and gave him the job.
“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was tough, but he managed to get through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
“How many customers bought something from you today?
The man says, “One”.
The boss says, “Just One? Our salespeople have an average of 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?”
The young man says, “$101,237.65”.
The boss says, “$101,237.65? What did you sell? ”
The young man said, “First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium-sized fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”
The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?”
The young man said, “No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.’ “
LOL!!
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