Jasmine
A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river.
He waves to the fisherman and says, “Wow, you’ve got a great pole there!”
The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, “thank you!”
“And man, that’s one of the coolest tackles I’ve ever seen!”
The fisherman smiles and nods proudly: “Thank you!”
“Some high-quality bait, too.”
“Thanks again!” says the fisherman with a big smile.
The young man peers down into the river, curious.
“You know,” He says. “The fish don’t really come through here this time of year.”
“Yeah, I know.” Shrugged the fisherman.
“Then what are you fishing for?”
“Compliments.”
LOL!!
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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3, and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
LOL!!
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