A Woman Finds a Frog

One day a woman was playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went to look for it in the woods and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman released the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I didn’t mention that your wishes have a condition. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!”

She said, “That would be okay,” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You know that this wish also makes your husband the most beautiful man in the world, that women will flock too.”

She replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.”

So, KAZAM – she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to become the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.”

She said, “That will be okay because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine.”

So, KAZAM – she is the richest woman in the world!

The frog then asked about her third wish and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

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