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A woman drop her purse on the floor outside McDonald’s

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.

As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.

So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”

She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.

As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s.”

“Thank you so much,” she said, “Where is it?”

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I said, “I’ve just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s.”

An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.

An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.

A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”

The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.

“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”

So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.

A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.

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“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”

LoLLLL, we hope this joke made your day!

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