Jasmine
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said.
“It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
LOL!!
A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership
A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is definitely not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here having taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!