Jasmine
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear stupid, walked into the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh, OK!” said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment, then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”