A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear stupid, walked into the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh, OK!” said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment, then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
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Three Bikers and a Trucker
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers entered.
The first one approached the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s cake, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked over to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk, then sat down at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then sat down at the counter.
Onlookers were deeply shocked at the men’s behavior, but the old man did not seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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