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A tourist is traveling through one of the thickest jungles in South America

While traveling through a dense jungle in South America, a tourist and his guide stumble upon an old Mayan temple. He asks the guide for details.

To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is.

“This temple is 1503 years old”, replies the guide.

Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.

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“Easy”, replies the guide, “the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago”

A widower asked a widow to marry him.

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

The man finally decided to ask her to marry him. She immediately said “Yes”.

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

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“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”

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