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A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well.
“Yes! Of course! My Daddy taught me, even more than 10!”
“Good. What comes after two?”
“three.”
“What comes after five?”
“Six.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let’s say 10?”
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“A jack.”
LoLLLL
Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.
Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.
One of them took out a can of “one-calorie” diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.
She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.
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“I wonder who got the calorie?” she asked.
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