Bean
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time, She texts back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
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A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”