Jasmine
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says, “Hey idiot, for every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer to, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours, I’ll give you $5,000.”
The idiot says, “Okay.”
The genius then asks, “How many continents are there in the world?” The idiot doesn’t know and hands over the $5.
The idiot says, “Now I ask: which animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?”
The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000.
The genius says, “Damn, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?”
The idiot hands over $5.
LOL!!
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A young boy walks into a barbershop
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!!
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