After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.
“What happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots are? Did he retire?”
The employee is somewhat confused.
“Sir, parking has been free ever since we opened.“
A panda walks into a bar…
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a g…u….n and fi…r….es two s…h..o…ts in the air.
“Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”