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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.

I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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Funny story: Foreign Trouble in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

“This is an outrage,” he complained.

“The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”

“But, Monsieur, ‘C’ stands for Chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”

“Wait a minute,” said the patron.

“The other tap is also marked ‘C’!”

“Of course,” said the manager.

“It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”

Is it funny?

 

 

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