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A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”
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She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
A chicken walks into a library
A chicken walks into a library and says, “Bock”.
Because this sound like a “book” the librarian hands him a book. He takes it and goes happily on his way.
Then the next day the chicken returns and says, “Bock bock,” so the librarian hands him two books.
Away he went. On the third day, the chicken returns and says, “Bock bock bock,” so the librarian hands him three books.
And so on until the fifth day, when the chicken says, “Bock bock bock bock bock.” After the librarian hands him five books he follows him to see what he’s doing with all these books.
There is a frog sitting across the way that the chicken takes the books to. The librarian, confused but curious, continues to follow the chicken.
The chicken approaches the frog, says, “Bock bock bock bock bock,” and places the five books into the frog’s hands.
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The frog responds by tossing each book aside one by one, “Reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit!”
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