A man walks into a bar with an alligator.
He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
The bartender replies, “Yes, of course.”
The man says, “Great, I’ll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator.”
A Little boy wants to be a billionaire
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”
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