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A man saw a baby giraffe in the movie theater.

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him.

“Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised.

“Yes.” The giraffe replied.

“What are you doing at the movies?”. The man continued

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The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

Liz and Mary were talking in the office one day.

Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.

Mary: “Wow, it seems you have a cold, Liz.”

Liz: “What should I do now, I just can’t get rid of this.”

Mary: “Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”

Liz: “Thanks, I’ll give it a try.”

The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.

Mary: “Liz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?”

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Liz: “Oh No, I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”

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