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A blonde quickly went out to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.
A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and the neighbor that was watching her commented: “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mailbox.”
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The blonde answered, “No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”
An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins.
An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy obliges and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins again. This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
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The guy replies, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”
