Jasmine
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from afar and says cautiously, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.”
Then the lion rushes threateningly toward the dog.
The dog notices and starts to panic but when he tries to run into the jungle he sees some bones next to him and has an idea and says out loud “mmm … that was some good lion meat!”
The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”
Over by the tree top, a monkey has seen it all.
Obviously, the monkey realizes that he can take advantage of this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey tells the lion what really happened, and the lion angrily says, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.”
So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more.
Then he has another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him an hour ago to bring me another lion!!!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog
A man walks into a store and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
“Ouch!”
He says, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”