Jasmine
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
The donkey asks, “What do you do for a living?”
The horse says, “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter.”
And the donkey says, “I work with the children on the beach.”
Then he asks the horse, “Did you win anything?”
The horse replies, “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St. Leger, and the Derby. And over the jumps, I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”
They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week, and the donkey thinks, “I really have to impress this guy… he has done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a Zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says, “Lovely place you have here, and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”
The donkey replied, “That’s me when I played for Juventus..”
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Two Irish Men at Murphy’s Pub
Two Irish men were seated next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says: “I can’t help but think when listening to you that you are from Ireland.”
The other guy answers proudly: Yes, that I am!’
The first one says: “Me too! And where about from Ireland might you be?”
The other guy replies: “I’m from Dublin, I am.”
The first one responds: “So am I!” Mother Mary and Begorrah. And what street did you live in Dublin?
The other guy says: “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”
The first one says: “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”
The other guy answers: “Well, I went to St. Marys, of course.”
The first one is very excited and says: “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other guy replies: “Well, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.”
The first one shouts: “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self.”
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
Brian, the bartender, shakes his head and walks over to Vicky, and mutters. It’s gonna be a long night tonight.
Vicky asks, Why are you saying that, Brian?
The Murphy twins are drunk again.
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