A Guy Was Visiting A Crocodile Farm One Day

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.

The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.”

The silence was deafening.

Suddenly a man jumped into the water.

He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.

The owner announced: “We have a winner!”

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.

The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!”

His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!

Moral of the story:

Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!

A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted.

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.

“I know,” she said.

“It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”


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