A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.
The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars.”
The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water.
He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck, he was unharmed.
The owner announced, “We have a winner!”
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.
The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself; someone pushed me!”
His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!”
Moral of the story:
Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!
A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted.
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said.
“It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
LOL!!
