Jasmine
A duck walked into a general store, waddled up to the counter, and asked, “Do you have any peanuts?”
“No,” said the assistant.
The next day the duck was back again, “Got any peanuts?”
“No,” the assistant said firmly.
The next day duck came in again, “Got any peanuts?”
“No,” shouted the assistant.
“I’ve told you we don’t have any peanuts. If you come back in here again and ask for peanuts, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor.”
The next day the duck came in again, “Got any nails?”
“No,” said the assistant.
“Good. Got any peanuts?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”