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A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar and sees two priests walking across the street.
He staggers toward the two priests and stops in front of them.
He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!”
The first priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.”
He then turns to the second priest and says again, “I’m Jesus Christ!”
Again, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.”
The drunk man finally says, “Follow me, I’ll prove it to you!”
Curious, the two priests follow behind him as he walks back into the bar.
Immediately upon entering, the bartender takes one look at the man and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”
Little Johnny left his mother’s broom on the back porch.
One afternoon L. Johnny was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.
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L. Johnny opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
