A dad picked up his son from school

Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.

Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”

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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”

A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.

A woman went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.

The man behind the counter asked her, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”

The woman said, “Does it affect the price?”

“No, not at all,” he replied.

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She said, “In that case, I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage, and tomato please.”

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