Jasmine
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his g-un into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and fired a s-hot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
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An Old Cowboy Walks Into a Barbershop in Montana
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He asked the barber: “Please take a good look at my face, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.”
He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, that they are quite prominent.”
The old man: “No matter how hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.”
Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had.”
The old man sat down in a chair.
The barber after lathering his face gave him a small wooden ball and told him to put it in his mouth.
When Barber was shaving his right side of the face, he told him to move the ball towards his right cheek.
He continued to shave, after some time he said now moved the ball towards his left cheek.
The whole process continued until the shaving was completed.
Barber moved his hand all over the face of the old man, he seemed quite happy and satisfied, and told him, he could take out the ball from his mouth.
The old man to check his shave, moved his hand all over his face and expressed satisfaction.
He returned the wooden ball to the barber and gave him a generous tip.
As the old man was leaving, he casually inquired: “I’m just curious if someone accidentally swallowed the ball, what would you do?”
He responded with a subtle smile: “Sir, don’t worry, such things do happen quite often, but they return the ball the next day. The ball that you have used today, was returned to me last evening.”
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